Me: I’ll just check Binance for 2 minutes 😌
Also me 2 hours later: watching charts like it’s a Netflix series 🍿📊

BTCUSDT
Perp
68,861.4
+4.16%
Candle moves up → Happiness 😄
Candle moves down → Existential crisis 😂
Crypto traders don’t sleep… we just refresh 🔄