📉 No interest rate cuts → DUMP
📉 Interest rate cuts → still DUMP
💸 Tariffs increase → DUMP
💸 Tariffs decrease → still DUMP
📰 Good news → DUMP
😶 No news → DUMP
💀 Bad news → SUPER DUMP
The market seems to have lost its reaction to news — only one button left: DUMP.
🤷♂️ Do we really deserve another explosion?