Today I went on a blind date, and the girl asked me about my income.

I said 3000.

She looked at me with disdain,

but that was last month, I said.

What about this month?

This month 2800. I lost my full attendance just to see you.

She stood up to leave.

Wait a minute.

I haven't mentioned the year-end bonus.

Oh~ what is the year-end bonus?

She sat down again.

A box of apples and a box of pears~

She turned around and left,

without a trace of nostalgia

but she doesn't know

that I actually have a full warehouse of $OKB and $XDOG 🟰👀