BlackRock Just Discovered The Infinite Money Glitch ๐คก
Do you really think the world's biggest money manager is your new best friend, or is this just the ultimate institutional FOMO? ๐ง
Itโs touching to see the CEO of BlackRock, who practically owns the planet, become a Bitcoin cheerleader. ๐ข
After years of dismissing crypto as a playground for hackers, theyโve "realized" a 2-5% allocation is the magic fix for their portfolios. ๐ช
Their models finally discovered scarcity is great once youโve printed all the fiat possible! ๐ธ๐คก
Wall Street is finally ready for the moon mission. ๐
Can Bitcoin actually hit $700,000, or is this just billionaire-grade hopium? ๐ฌ๏ธ
According to their math, all it takes is pension funds dumping dying malls to buy digital gold. ๐ช
Itโs a genius plan: wait for a price skyrocket, then tell grandmas theyโre "under-allocated" to the greatest asset ever. ๐
Weโre watching a wealth transfer sold as "risk management" by the people who invented financial crises! ๐ฆ
If $700k is the target, my bag is ready for a private island. ๐๏ธ๐ฅ๏ธ
This prediction proves the rebellion is over and big banks are driving our revolution. ๐๏ธ
We went from "Bitcoin kills banks" to "Banks make Bitcoin a fortune" in record time. ๐คก
If the suits want to pump our bags to a million dollars, letโs just pretend we planned this! ๐ค
Keep stacking, because if this prophecy hits, your coffee will cost a tiny fraction of a satoshi while the world watches in awe. โ๐