💎 $DOGE , $SHIB , $PEPE : The ultimate portfolio for my future yacht?

🐕 DOGE = the OG meme. Been around since 2013. Still here somehow. Respect the persistence.

DOGE

0.13973

-5.20%

🐕 SHIB = wanted to be DOGE so badly it actually worked. For a while. No promises on round two.

SHIB

0.0₅837

-3.90%

🐸 PEPE = internet culture meets speculation. Chef's kiss for volatility. Chef's nightmare for your savings.

PEPE

0.0₅589

-5.91%

Best case scenario -- you make enough for a nice dinner. Maybe two dinners.

Likely scenario -- you learn an expensive lesson about FOMO.

Note:

My actual advice? Only invest what you can afford to lose completely. Like, money you'd spend on concert tickets or fancy coffee. Not rent money. Never rent money.