Here’s a classic trader’s joke:
A trader dies and goes to heaven.
St. Peter greets him and says:
"Welcome! You have two options here:
- Option A: Peaceful eternal happiness, beautiful gardens, no stress, just pure bliss forever
- Option B: A trading floor with 20 Bloomberg terminals, infinite leverage, zero commissions, and the markets are open 24/7"
The trader thinks for 0.3 seconds and goes:
"I'll take B please."
St. Peter smiles sadly:
"Funny thing… that was actually hell.
Option A **was** the real heaven."
Trader looks around, shrugs and says:
"Yeah, but it still feels like home." 😭📉
DOT
2.135
-2.10%
NEOUSDT
Perp
3.836
-3.18%
REQ
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