🚨 BREAKING / UNBELIEVABLE NEWS 🚨

While the world argues about regulations, ETFs, and halvings…
Chuck Norris has officially entered crypto.

But not as an investor.

👉 The blockchain integrated itself into Chuck Norris.

🔹 Bitcoin doesn’t need hash rate - Chuck confirms blocks with a stare
🔹 Smart contracts execute themselves when Chuck nods
🔹 DeFi has no risk - Chuck is the liquidity
🔹 Regulation? Chuck is the regulator

They say blockchain is immutable, but Chuck Norris can revert a block… back in time.

⚠️ Unconfirmed, but reliable sources claim:

When Chuck creates a wallet - the blockchain stores the private key for him.

📉 Bears disappeared
📈 Bulls stand still out of respect

🔗 Consensus reached: Proof of #ChuckNorris #Blockchain #InternetLegend $BTC