Me calculating how much Bitcoin I can buy and still eat this week.

Step 1: Check wallet.

Step 2: Check fridge.

Step 3: Decide noodles are a temporary sacrifice.

Every bull run turns us into financial mathematicians.

Suddenly we’re optimizing grocery budgets,

skipping coffee

and calling it strategic capital allocation.”

Because in crypto logic

future Lambo > present lunch.

Will I regret not eating better today? Maybe.

Will I regret not stacking more sats? Absolutely not.