WHY YOU WON'T BE HAPPY IN 2026. THE TRUTH FROM COHEN. 😈😈😈🤗🤗‼️‼️

"2025-2026 was never planned as a celebration for crypto," says Cohen. And I agree with him.🫣🫣🧐

$BTC

BTC
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89,461.67
+2.09%

Gold at ATH, Bitcoin in sideways — this is a classic capital rotation. The trick is that this bear market may become the most boring in history.‼️‼️

Without crashes of -80%, but with exhausting flatness. I hold the levels: below $87k — preservation mode. Smart money does not take risks where the math says "stop". #BTC #BearMarket #Bondex #AlphaStrategy