TODAY: 🇺🇸 FOMC DAY
2:00 PM ET → Rate decision
2:30 PM ET → Powell speaks (markets panic politely)
Crypto translation 👇
🕊️ Dovish Powell = candles go vertical
🦅 Hawkish Powell = “why is my portfolio bleeding?”
😐 Neutral Powell = chop, memes, pain for everyone
Bitcoin & stocks right now:
“Sir… just say ONE WORD.”
🧠 Macro presses the button.
📉📈 Crypto reacts in 0.3 seconds.
🎭 Traders pretend they expected it.
This isn’t a press conference.
It’s a volatility airdrop.
