๐ฆ Bank:
โSir, minimum balance rakhiye ๐โ
Interest credited: โน2.89 ๐คก
๐ก Binance Earn:
โYou forgot me?โ
Still paid you ๐โ
Short punchline version ๐ฅ
๐ฆ Bank: Charges first, interest later
๐ก Binance Earn: Interest first, no drama
One-screen savage ๐
My bank after 1 year:
โSir, loyalty matters โค๏ธโ
Me checking interest:
โน3.21 ๐
Binance Earn:
Bro went AFK, still farming yield ๐ฎ๐