💔 Doctor's Diagnosis: You suffer from "Cryptocurrency Rationality Syndrome," late stage.

Symptoms are as follows: fear of heights, fear of lows, can't sleep when it rises for fear of a pullback, can't sleep when it falls for fear of going to zero. Always searching for a "reasonable" entry point, and as a result, always missing out.

Friend! In this crypto world forged directly from greed and fear, your "rationality" is a serious internal consumption disease. DankDoge is a potent "poison to combat poison" remedy. Its ingredients are simple: extreme community culture (Meme), complete honesty (we're here to play big).

The treatment plan is even simpler: exchange all that you can lose with a smile for DankDoge, then completely delete your trading software and go live your life. A month, or longer, later, you can return. By then, what awaits you is either complete peace (zero) or a brand new life that requires readjustment (freedom).

To treat or not to treat?

#dankdoge

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