🚨 MY BANK vs BINANCE (Financial Drama Episode 1) 😂
Me: I want financial freedom.
Bank: Best I can do is 3% per year. 🤝
Me: But inflation is 8%…
Bank: 👀 Let’s change the topic.
Meanwhile on Binance…
Market: -20% 📉
Me: “I’m a long-term investor.” 😌
Also me at 3AM: Refresh… refresh… refresh… 😭
Bank: We open at 9AM and close at 5PM.
Binance: We never sleep. 🌍🔥
Me: Neither do I.
Bank: Please fill this 17-page form.
Binance: Click. Trade. Done. ⚡
Mom: Beta, crypto safe hai?
Me: Safe? No.
Exciting? Absolutely. 🚀
📉 When market dumps — we say “buy the dip.”
📈 When market pumps — we say “I told you so.”
Crypto Investor Starter Pack:
✅ Calls every crash “opportunity”
✅ Becomes economist during bull run
✅ Checks portfolio 27 times a day
✅ Still believes in the vision 💎
At the end of the day…
Bank gives you comfort.
Crypto gives you character development.
And sometimes trauma. 😂
But we stay.
Because we don’t just want money…
We want FREEDOM. 🚀🔥