deficonfessions

It was supposed to be passive income.
Set it and forget it, they said.
But forgetting... cost me everything.

Forgive me, anon, for I aped into a vault I didn’t understand.

🧾 DeFi Confessions #2 – “The Vault That Took My Soul”

They called it “The Vault of the Future.”

Slick UI. Auto-compounding.
And that phrase that seduces every degen:
“Real Yield. No Impermanent Loss.”

So I locked my tokens.

At first, it felt like winning.
The dashboard said my balance was going up.
Every harvest looked like progress.

But I didn’t check the fees.
Didn’t track the emissions.
Didn’t notice the TVL bleeding like a rug in slow motion.

By the time I tried to exit,
the vault fee was 30%.
And the token? Down 98%.

I wasn’t earning yield.

I was paying for the illusion of it.

They promised passive income.
But all I got was passive regret.
$BNB $PROVE
#ProjectCrypto #DeFiConfessions #AutoCompound

It started like they always do
With a chart that looked like heaven,
And an APY that whispered: “You deserve this.”
Forgive me, anon, for I yield farmed… and lost more than gas fees.

🧾 DeFi Confessions #1 “I Harvested Grief”

They said the APY was insane.
“Real yield.”
“Auto-compounding.”
“Zero risk.”

And I the kind of person who once bought $POTATO because “it had vibes” believed them.

So I bridged. I staked. I LP’d like a man possessed.
Every day I logged in, clicked “harvest,” and imagined early retirement.

What I didn’t notice…
Was the TVL bleeding slowly, quietly like a rug in slow motion.
A quiet exit masked as farming.

I never read the contract.
Didn’t check the emissions.
Didn’t ask why the farm’s Telegram had six members three of whom were bots.

Then one night…
I watched my tokens drop 97% during a rerun of The Office.

No hack. No rug.
Just pure, cold tokenomics.

They called it yield farming.

> But all I harvested was grief.

$TOWNS $WCT $SOLV
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The Crypto Lie You Still Believe…
You’ve been in crypto for years.
You’ve seen the charts. You’ve heard the warnings.
But deep down, there’s that one lie you still kinda believe.
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Tell us yours. No shame — we’ve all been there.
#CryptoLies #TradingDelusions #DeFiConfessions