📉📈 The Current Crypto Market Be Like
 🎱😂

đŸ”» Bitcoin at $97K: “I’m waiting for a dip.” 😌

📉 Bitcoin at $95K: “Maybe a bit lower.” đŸ€”

📉 Bitcoin at $93K: “Almost there!” 😅

📈 Bitcoin back at $99K: “WHY DIDN’T I BUY?!!” 😭

💎 HODLers Watching the Charts:

5 mins in: "Nice, small dip!" 😎

10 mins later: Portfolio down 15%. đŸ˜±

1 hour later: Portfolio up 20%. 🚀

Next day: "Wait
 how did I end up right back where I started?" đŸ€Ą

📱 Crypto Influencers Every Week:

🔼 “Altcoin Season is coming!” → Market crashes 💀

đŸ”„ “Big pump incoming!” → Sideways for 2 weeks 😮

📉 “Bear market confirmed!” → Everything rallies 30% 🚀

😂 Moral of the Story:

If you buy, it dumps.

If you sell, it pumps.

If you do nothing, you still panic. đŸ€·â€â™‚ïž

💰 Solution? Just HODL and enjoy the memes! đŸš€đŸ”„

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