🚨 99% of You Will Stay Broke in Crypto—And Here’s Why 🤡 🚨

Oh, you think you’re a crypto genius now? Cute. Let me guess—you bought the top, panic sold the bottom, and now you're coping in the comments? 💀

🔹 Still waiting for BTC to hit $1M? Newsflash: Even McDonald’s isn’t hiring hopium dealers. 🍔💨

🔹 You followed some “expert” on X who said altseason was coming? Bro, he sold the top while you were still “DCA-ing.” 🤡

🔹 Think HODLing is a strategy? Nah, you’re just too stubborn to accept you made a bad decision. 📉

🔹 "This project will change the world!" Lmao, it can’t even change its own roadmap. 🚀➡️🔄➡️🚀

Meanwhile, whales are feasting on your liquidity, influencers are dumping their bags on you, and you’re here wondering why your life savings just evaporated.

But hey, keep telling yourself “it’s still early.” Maybe by 2080, your bags will finally moon. 🚀😂

#CryptoClowns #StillEarlyCopium #ExitLiquidity #RetailGetsRekt #NotFinancialAdvice

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