đ„ A Day in the Life of Every Crypto Trader:
8:00 AM: âThis is it. Moon incomingâ
10:00 AM: âHmm⊠red candles? Just a dip. Buying more! đ”â
1:00 PM: Still red. âMaybe I need to meditate. đ§ââïžâ
5:00 PM: âWHOâS DUMPING?!?â Rage-tweeting at mystery whales đ€
8:00 PM: âItâs fine. Iâm in this for the long run. I HODL.â Cries while refreshing portfolio đ
11:59 PM: âTomorrow is the real breakout. I believe. đâ
If this sounds like you⊠youâre not alone đ
Crypto isnât just trading â itâs emotional warfare with candlesticks. Stay strong, legends.