đ€Ż I Tried Explaining Crypto to My Grandma. Big Mistake.
Me: "Grandma, I bought $BTC."
Grandma: âIs that a new brand of biscuit?â đȘ
Me: âNo, itâs Bitcoin. Itâs digital money!â
Grandma: âCan I eat it with tea?â đ
Then I showed her my portfolio.
She stared for 10 seconds and said:
"So basically, youâre gambling with internet air?"
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At this point, Iâm just calling it online tomatoes.
Much easier.
But guess what?
That same grandma now checks $BNB charts and asks me every morning:
âUp or down today?â đđ
Moral of the story:
Donât underestimate grandmas.
And never underestimate crypto.
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