🚨 CROWNED COIN ALERT! 👑💎

Pi Network just claimed the crypto throne — with a royal price of $314159 per coin?! 😱🪙

Every miner right now:

👑 “I didn’t just mine Pi… I mined my way into royalty.”

📉 Phone: 2% battery

📈 Wallet: King status unlocked

🤴 “I own 15 Pi — that’s 3 Lambos and a moon plot.”

New Pi strategy:

🛏️ Sleep

📱 Mine

🤲 Pray

🤑 Wake up rich (hopefully)

#PiToTheMoon 🌕

#BinanceStyle #CryptoRoyalty #MineItLikeItsHot 🔥

#HODLYourCrown 👑

#DigitalKingdom