âđ«”So, what makes you think you're ready to go to the moon?â
(Coin looking nervous but confident)
âI survived a 70% dip without crying.â
(Interviewer slides offer across the table)
âWelcome aboard, soldier.â
Coins to use:
BTC, if market is recovering
SOL, if it just bounced off a dip
PEPE, if it had a random pump
ETH, if whales are moving