🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE TRASHCAN OF CRYPTO HISTORY:

Today, the legendary memecoin Degencoin ($DEGE) — not to be confused with the more civilized cousin Dogecoin — has officially rugged its entire community, leaving traders holding nothing but dust and life regrets.

🪦 Highlights from the DEGE Disaster:

🪙 $DEGE promised to be "the next 1000x" but only 1000 people got rugged.

💀 Liquidity: Gone. Dev: Vanished. Website: Redirects to a pizza ad.

🤡 Top holder was a wallet named “BuyHighDieLow.eth” — says he’s “emotionally rugged.”

📉 Chart looks like a ski slope. Experts call it "Mount Regret."

🧠 Choosing a Memecoin: The Degen Guide

Thinking of buying the next $DEGE? Follow these solid, definitely-not-financial tips:

1. Check if the dev's name is "TrustMeBro69" – red flag.

2. Whitepaper made in Microsoft Paint? Invest twice.

3. Telegram full of bots saying "When Lambo?" – it's already over.

4. If the only utility is “vibes” and “community spirit” — congratulations, you’re now in a cult.

5. Always DYOR = Degen Your Own Rug 😎

💬 Community Reactions:

“I sold my blender for $DEGE, now I can’t even make smoothies or money.”

“This coin rugged faster than my Tinder date after I said ‘I invest in crypto’.”

“$DEGE gave me PTSD... Post-Token Scam Disorder.”

📢 Comment below: What’s your worst memecoin story?

We’re building a support group called "Rug Survivors Anonymous" — no charts, just tears and memes.

🤣 #Degencoin #RugPulled #CryptoComedy #MemecoinFails #DeFiGoneWild #CryptoScamSurge؟