*🚨 ATTENTION CRYPTO CITIZENS 🚨

**Me (looking at my portfolio):

*"Ah yes, this -97% dip is just a ‘strategic accumulation phase.’"#bitcoin

**Also me:** *"Hey Binance fam, send me BTC so I can finally test if ‘Lambo Soon’ is a prophecy or a meme. 🚗💨"*

👉 **1 BTC = 1 prayer for my future Lambo dealer**

👉 **0.1 BTC = I’ll name my next shitcoin after you**

👉 **0.0001 BTC = You’re the real MVP (and also broke like me)**

send here hahahaha:: $13J9tegr4A8hJ8uWigi8Eye1inFCWb4mg5$

**Disclaimer:** 99.9% chance I’m just here for the vibes.

**Real talk:** Who’s holding XRP for the 2025 bull run? 📈 Or are we all just pretending to understand Ripple’s SEC case? 😂

$BTC

Drop your **best (or worst) crypto joke** below! Best one gets my last 0.000001 BTC.

#Bitcoin❗ #LAMBO #TrumpBitcoinEmpire #money