The Rent Crisis 💾

Three coins live together:

DOGE – always joking

XRP – always in court

ADA – always late

📅 Rent day arrived.

The trader knocked:

“Where’s the money, guys!?”

🐕 DOGE opened the door wearing sunglasses:

> “Bro, I paid in memes.”

⚖ XRP shouted from the shower:

> “Ask the judge, I’m this close to winning!”

🧠 ADA said calmly:

> “I’m building something big
 just wait 5 years.”

đŸ˜© The trader collapsed and whispered:

> “I should’ve invested in potatoes
”

Suddenly, the market pumped!

DOGE danced, XRP sued the dip, and ADA



released a 97-page whitepaper no one read. 📖

đŸ’Œ The trader laughed and yelled:

> “FOLLOW ME – I SURVIVED CRYPTO CHAOS!”

đŸ”„ Funny coins. Real gains.

đŸ€Ł Laugh, buy, repeat.

đŸ“Č Follow & like before DOGE buys a Lambo again!

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$XRP $DOGE $ADA