#BreakingCryptoNews

🇺🇸 Trump is at it again. Absurd tariffs coming August 1... again.

And surprise surprise! The markets are bleeding today. Coincidence? I think not. 🤡📉

#Tariffs

Are we about to watch the same movie?

Big panic → retail dumps → whales & insiders scoop the dip → profits next month.

🐧 Will the tariffs hit penguins again?

🐔 How long until Trump chickens out?

#TACOTrade = Trump Always Chickens Out

Conspiracy or just good old-fashioned market manipulation?

Either way, I’m not selling a damn thing. If anything, I’m buying the Dip.

#US-EUTradeAgreement