🚨 ALERT: $BTC "Crashes"... to $100,000 😱📉

Yep — crashing back down from orbit 🛰️ to, well… low Earth luxury 🌍💰

Just a few years ago, $100K was a fantasy.

Now? It’s the new fear zone 😂🫠

👀 Some are panic-scrolling.

🛒 Some are stacking sats.

💬 The rest? Making memes faster than the blocks confirm ⛓️

$BTC isn’t dying — it’s just catching its breath.

So, what’s your move?

🔁 Buy the "crash"?

📈 Hold for $200K?

🌿 Touch grass and let the charts do their thing?

Whatever you do…

Don’t sell your snacks. 🍪🍕🥦

You’ll need them for the moon ride back up. 🚀🌕$BTC

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