Me: Full-Time Sleeper 😴

📈 Binance: “Market’s up 3%! You missed the rally!”

Me: “Nice. Also missed the crash. Staying in Zen mode.” 🧘‍♂️

$BTC

BTC

68,037.99

-1.35%

$ETH

ETH

1,972.74

-0.74%

$BNB

BNB

618.67

-0.04%

💸 Traders: Bags of losses, charts full of chaos

😴 Me: Just a pillow… and peace

Sometimes, the best strategy is not stressing over every candle.

Rested mind. Calm hands. Zero FOMO.

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