$BTC $XRP $USDC Title: My Crypto Portfolio vs. My Reality! đŸ€ĄđŸ’ž

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Me after researching for 10 hours:

"This coin has great utility, solid whitepaper, and AI integration. I am a genius investor!" 🧠🧐

The Market 5 minutes after I buy:

📉📉📉 -20% 📉📉📉

My Portfolio right now:

Looking like a red Christmas tree. 🎄🔮

My Diet Plan based on my trades:

✅ Bitcoin at $100k: Steak & Lobster đŸ„©đŸŠž

✅ Bitcoin at $70k: lentils rice 🍚

✅ Bitcoin at $40k: only dua and water 💩

Moral of the story: Don't be like me. Don't FOMO into every green candle! đŸ•ŻïžđŸš«

Tag that friend who always buys the top and sells the bottom! đŸ‘‡đŸ€Ł

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