$BTC $XRP $USDC Title: My Crypto Portfolio vs. My Reality! đ€Ąđž
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Me after researching for 10 hours:
"This coin has great utility, solid whitepaper, and AI integration. I am a genius investor!" đ§ đ§
The Market 5 minutes after I buy:
đđđ -20% đđđ
My Portfolio right now:
Looking like a red Christmas tree. đđŽ
My Diet Plan based on my trades:
â Bitcoin at $100k: Steak & Lobster đ„©đŠ
â Bitcoin at $70k: lentils rice đ
â Bitcoin at $40k: only dua and water đŠ
Moral of the story: Don't be like me. Don't FOMO into every green candle! đŻïžđ«
Tag that friend who always buys the top and sells the bottom! đđ€Ł
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