😄 Today’s Crypto Update:

BTC staring at the chart like “not today… maybe later” 😴📊

ETH moving slow but whales are awake 🐋👀

Alts doing cardio: up, down, repeat 🏃‍♂️😂

Market mood: confused but still alive 🦀✨

Your guess?

🚀 Moon

🦀 Sideways

🤡 Dip then flip

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