I'm officially accepting applications for my new yacht, assuming this JPEG holds value for another 48 hours.

We all look so intelligent staring at these flashing charts, pretending we understand 'tokenomics' when really we’re just praying the line goes up before the inevitable 'Oops, looks like the dev team is now in the Maldives' rug pull.

It’s not gambling if you call it ‘early adoption.’ Right? Just remember, if your financial strategy looks like a broken 1980s arcade machine, you’re probably doing it right.

Hit save if your portfolio is currently suffering an existential crisis.