Super Bowl ZERO. Crypto is DEAD.

Forget the game. The ads tell the real story. AI dominated. Where was crypto? Absent. Coinbase dropped a Backstreet Boys karaoke ad. A literal singalong. This is not a drill. The market is crashing. Sell everything. Now.

Disclaimer: This is not financial advice.

$BTC $ETH #CryptoCrash #FOMO #SellNow 💀

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