BREAKING: $BTC AT $3?! đâïžâđ„
âAgar Bitcoin waqayi $3 par mil raha hota, toh meri zindagi ke saare dukh, dard, aur takleefein ek second mein khatam ho jaati! đđ€Łđ
âThe "Khatarnak" Math:
âInvestment: Sirf $300 (Ek sasta phone ya 100 Bitcoin?)
âThe Result: Agar BTC wapas apni purani aukat ($90k+) par gaya, toh seedha $9 Million! đ°đ
âStatus: Financial Freedom or Mental Asylum? Faisla aap karein!
âReality Check Check: â
âYa toh kisi exchange ka server phat gaya hai, ya phir main sote hue koi bohot haseen khwab dekh raha hoon. Agar aapko kahin $3 mein BTC dikh raha hai, toh bhai... woh Bitcoin nahi, "Bit-Gone" hoga! đžđš
âMoral of the story:
Market $UNI aur BlackRock ki wajah se garam hai, lekin $BTC ko $3 par dekhne ke liye shayad humein ek alag hi universe mein jaana padega. đ
âComment niche karo: Agar BTC sach mein $3 ka ho jaye, toh aap sabse pehle kya khareedoge? đïžđĄ
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