🚨 BREAKING: Crypto once again chose violence today. 🚨

$BTC woke up and said: “Let’s emotionally damage everyone before breakfast.”

Altcoins followed like: “Say less fam.”

Retail traders: refreshing charts every 12 seconds

Whales: quietly loading bags like it’s Black Friday

Meanwhile $XRP just standing there like:

🧍‍♀️ “I’m not dead… I’m just resting.”

Market sentiment today:

📉 Fear & Panic

📈 Hopium & Delusion

🧁 Me: still holding, still joking, still emotionally attached to imaginary future profits.

If you sold the dip — we love you💓, but you just paid whale🐋 school fees.

If you held — congrats, you’ve unlocked Seasoned Crypto PTSD Level 4.

Remember:

Every bull run starts with tears.

Every legend was once down bad.

Not financial advice. Just Cupcake 🧁coping loudly in public.

💗🍰

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