#crypto markets #
HODL on Tight, Lough! đ
âIf you've checked your portfolio today and didn't know whether to laugh or cry, this one is for you. Weâre currently navigating the "Zero Coin Valley," where the only thing dropping faster than the prices is our sleep schedule.
âThe "State of the Market" Checklist:
âThe Chart: Looking like a double-black diamond ski slope.
âThe Outfit: Tin foil hat for maximum signal reception (and fashion).
âThe Diet: Energy drinks and "hopium" for breakfast. â
âThe Mood: If you don't laugh, the bears win! đ»
âRemember, Lough, even when the candles are redder than a spic#y bag of chips, weâre all in this together. Buy the dip, or just buy some snacks and enjoy the ride. đż
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