🟡 Bitcoin Is Showing Middle Figures 😂

$BTC right now be like:

“Up? Nah.”

“Down? Also nah.”

Just standing in the middle of the road causing traffic 🚦

Bulls: “Bro pump already!” 🐂

Bears: “Dump it!” 🐻

Bitcoin: “Relax guys, I’m thinking…” 🤔

No breakout. No breakdown.

Just vibes in the mid-zone 😭

Wake me up when $BTC picks a side 🚀💤