Happy Valentine’s Day! ❤️ The U.S. Department of Homeland Security is officially shut down because they ran out of money. 💥
Honestly? Same. It’s nice to see the federal government finally adopting my personal financial strategy. If they need tips on how to lose $40k on BNB or watch ZAMA tank 35% in a week, my DMs are open. 📉
At least the DHS employees and I have one thing in common today: we're both working for free and questioning our life choices. 🤡 💸