🤯 CRYPTO THERAPY SESSION: Your Portfolio Has Trust Issues!

We all know the market is volatile…

But did you ever think your crypto portfolio might just be… emotionally unstable? 😅

Introducing: Crypto Personality Types!

🔸 The Overthinker (You):

· Checks charts 37 times a day

· Panic-sells the second it’s red

· Buys back 2 hours later in FOMO

🔸 The HODLer (Your Cool Friend):

· Buys. Forgets.

· Returns in 2030 to a Lambo

· Doesn’t even know what a “stop-loss” is

🔸 The DeFi Degenerate (Your Crazy Cousin):

· Farming tokens you can’t even pronounce

· “Apy? Oh, this is 12,946% – totally safe.”

· Sleeps with Ledger under pillow

🔸 The Bitcoin Maxi (Your Serious Uncle):

· “Everything is a sh!tcoin except BTC”

· Still uses a paper wallet from 2013

· Thinks NFTs are devil’s work

We’ve all got a little of each inside us…

Which one are you channeling this week? 😂💬

Drop your personality below 👇

No judgment here—only love, chaos, and maybe some gainzzz. 💛

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