🤣Forget #Elon Musk — At $100k BNB, #CZ Becomes Earth’s Landlord 👑”😂😂

Elon: “I’ll colonize Mars.”

CZ: buys the Milky Way and renames it Binance Chain Galaxy. 🌌

Jeff Bezos: “I’m worth $190B.”

CZ: spends that on snacks at lunch. 🍜😂

Bill Gates: “I’m giving away billions.”

CZ: “That’s my gas fee, bro.” ⛽️💸

Central Banks: “We control the money supply.”

CZ: “That’s cute, here’s your new Binance login.” 🏦🔑

Warren Buffett: “I invest in value.”

CZ: “I invest in owning your value.” 📈

Elon: “I build rockets.” 🚀

CZ: “I build realities.” 🌍

CZ at $9.4T:

Not the richest man alive.

The patch notes update for humanity. 🛠️

$BNB #TrumpNewTariffs