You’ve heard of gold, oil, and Bitcoin
 but have you ever considered toilet paper as an inflation hedge? đŸ§»đŸ’°

One daring investor just went all in — stacking 200,000 rolls of three-ply premium softness from floor to ceiling! Many call it madness, but he calls it strategic foresight. 👀

đŸ”č Over the last 30 years, the price of quality paper has soared more than 400% — outpacing the U.S. dollar, gasoline, and even CPI inflation. Meanwhile, producers keep “optimizing” — making rolls thinner, shorter, and rougher every year.

đŸ”č As comfort becomes scarce, softness could become the next luxury commodity. Forget crypto volatility or gold storage — this is tangible comfort, a real-world hedge against inflation and scarcity.

đŸ”č Worst case? He’ll never run out of essentials. Best case? Each roll becomes a claim on comfort worth its weight in softness.

đŸ§»đŸ’Ž “When softness becomes rare, softness becomes valuable.” — The Paper Bull 📈

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