đșđžđ„ *THE ECONOMY SAID âHOLD MY DIET COKEâ â TRUMPâS 2025 SURGE IS HERE!* đŒđđđ„âœ
*From âDoomsdayâ to Boomtown â Hereâs What Just Happened*
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Remember when the headlines screamed âeconomic collapseâ?
Turns out, the economy didnât get the memo. It *doubled down.*
đ„ *Prices crashing*
đ„ Eggs down 50%
✠Gas is dirt cheap
đž Paychecks? THICKER.
Trumpâs âwildâ tariffs? Surprise â theyâre *bringing in 90B*, and the U.S. just posted its *first27B surplus* since MySpace was cool.
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đ·ââïž *Jobs Report:*
âą *671,000 new jobs* â all snapped up by U.S. citizens
âą Apple pledges *500B into American AI*
âą *U.S. Steel?* Back from the grave and hiring
đ *Tax Cuts?*
Families are saving *13,300 a year* â real money, not political fluff.
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đ§ *Border Turnaround:*
âą Crossings down *96%*
âą Cartels = labeled as *terror groups*
âą MS-13 = *deported en masse*
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đ *Analysis:*
Trumpâs economic rebound is more than noise â itâs hitting wages, inflation, and trade.
With tech pouring capital into U.S. infrastructure and protectionism gaining traction, *this could redefine the next decade* of American growth.
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đĄ *Pro Tips:*
âą Watch sectors like AI, steel, energy, and logistics
âą Fiscal surplus + tariff revenue = strong USD outlook
âą Follow migration, labor, and inflation data closely
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