📉 Before: traders studied candlesticks, RSI, and Fibonacci.

📱 Now: they just refresh Trump’s account to know when to buy or sell 😅

The market isn’t “technical analysis” anymore —
it’s financial reality TV. 🎬💸

One tweet → market pumps.
One wrong word → portfolio melts. 🫠

Welcome to Trading 2.0:
“In Trump We Trust.” 🇺🇸😂

👇👇Here Buy and Trade👇👇

ASTER

0.735

+2.51%

DOGE

0.11633

+19.97%

WLFI

0.1083

+4.43%

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