Wen Pump? Market: LOL NO 😭🚫📈

No rate cuts → DUMP

Rate cuts → DUMP

Tariffs increased → DUMP

Tariff decreased → still DUMP

Good news → DUMP

Bad news → super DUMP

No news → DUMP

Do we really deserve such bullrun? 😵‍💫

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⚡ Follow (me) where narratives are triggered, not chased.

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