đ€Ł Welcome to the most confusing bull run ever đ€Ł
Fed cutting rates â Dump
Fed not cutting rates â Dump
ETFs buying â Dump
ETFs selling â Dump
Stocks pumping â Dump
Stocks dumping â Dump
Powell speech â Dump
Tariffs â Dump
No Tariffs â Dump
Shutdown â Dump
No Shutdown â Dump
đ„ This has to be the most chaotic bull run in history.
No matter what happens, the market finds a reason to nuke. đŁ
Who else is tired of watching every candle turn red instantly? đ