😂 LUNC HOLDERS
 SEND HELP! MY MARRIAGE IS ON THE BLOCKCHAIN NOW 😂

Brothers & sisters of crypto
 I’m officially in deep liquidation territory — and it’s not even my trading account. 😭📉

I told my wife one night (as a joke
 kinda):

“If $LUNC doesn’t hit $1
 I’m filing a divorce.”

Now guess what?

She’s praying harder for LUNC than the validators themselves. 💀💀

Every night she whispers:

“Dear God
 pump LUNC. My husband is useless, but the chart still has hope.”

I’ve never felt so bullish and so insulted at the same time. đŸ˜­đŸ”„

I don’t know if I should laugh, cry, or stake more LUNC until my wallet shakes.

So please


Devs
 validators
 whales
 Binance ninjas


SAVE. MY. MARRIAGE. đŸ™đŸ“ˆđŸ”„

If LUNC hits $1 → I kiss my wife.

If it doesn’t → She might kiss the lawyer instead. 😭😂

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