🚹 BREAKING (allegedly): Michael Saylor spotted standing near a bonfire đŸ”„

Sources claim if Bitcoin ever crashes hard — or someone even mentions selling — Saylor will:

đŸ”„ Light his Bitcoin wallet on fire

đŸ”„ Burn the private keys

đŸ”„ Stare into the flames and whisper:

“Now no one can sell it. Ever.”

Market panic? ❌

Forced selling? ❌

Liquidations? ❌

Saylor’s strategy:

“If I can’t sell
 nobody can.” 😂

This man doesn’t just HODL.

He traps Bitcoin in a parallel universe.

At this point, his wallet isn’t cold storage —

it’s volcanic storage 🌋

If Saylor ever burns a private key live on stage,

BTC won’t dump


it’ll pump +10% from pure fear and respect 📈😂

👇 Be honest

If BTC crashed 80% tomorrow, would you:

A) Sell

B) HODL

C) Burn the keys and become a legend đŸ”„đŸ”‘

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