Ever wondered if the "future of finance" is finally here, or if we’ve just entered the ultimate era of political fan-merch? 🧐

$ZEC

It turns out Trump Media is doubling down on the chaos by issuing a brand-new token exclusively for its shareholders. 🤡

$XRP

It’s a 1:1 ratio, because why settle for boring old stock when you can have a digital token on the Cronos blockchain too?

While critics scream about "conflict of interest," the market is busy pumping the price, proving once again that in 2026, politics and crypto are basically the same reality show. 🚀💸

$BNB

Who needs fundamental analysis when you have "loyalty rewards" and a direct line to the White House?

Just another day where the line between a government and a DAO becomes hilariously thin. 📉🇺🇸

#TrumpMedia #CryptoPolitics #DJTToken #Web3News

ZECUSDT

Perp

296.38

-8.48%

XRPUSDT

Perp

1.4749

-3.10%

BNBUSDT

Perp

616.48

-2.47%