Plot twist of the week 🥸📉📈
I used to dream about having “corrupt family money”…
turns out the real hack is just buying crypto at the right time 😂
So yeah — turning my imaginary dirty cash
into very real, very green bags with
Call it:
From “scandal” to “portfolio expansion.” 😎⚡
ZKPUSDT
Perp
0.09554
+3.19%
BREVUSDT
Perp
0.1513
+3.06%