Is anyone really surprised the US Senate Banking Committee suddenly rush‑scheduled a crypto regulation markup for January 15? 😂

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And guess what, the Agriculture Committee is sprinting right behind them. So what’s going on here?

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Basically, everyone in DC just realized speeding up the lawmaking process might actually make them look organized for once. 🤣

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Faster rules, quicker clarity, fewer excuses—maybe. But hey, at least crypto finally made them move. 🚀📜⚡