🚨 BREAKING 🇩🇰🇺🇸

Over 200,000 Danes just signed a petition to BUY CALIFORNIA 😅

A bold, satirical response after Trump floated the idea of wanting Greenland.

💥 Internet humor meets geopolitics — and it’s going viral.

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📦 The “Offer Package” Includes:

⚖️ Rule of law

🏥 Universal healthcare

📊 Fact-based politics

🥐 A lifetime supply of Danish pastries

🔄 UNO REVERSE CARD: ACTIVATED

When diplomacy turns into memes 😂

🌍 Not a real deal — just a viral statement.

🧠 Satire with a message.

🔥 Social media doing what it does best.

👀 The world is watching.

😅 Laughing.

🤔 And quietly thinking.

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