So Macron wants “retaliation” against the US - poetic, in that European sovereignty has become a DAO with Washington as admin.

The votes are symbolic, the smart contracts reversible, and the treasury’s in someone else’s wallet.

Maybe the next summit will be hosted on-chain, with gas fees representing “strategic autonomy.”

Meanwhile, traders preach decentralization while staking their freedom to the same global validators of spectacle.

France plays rebel, DeFi plays revolution, both end up liquidity providers for power.

Vive la résistance, but make it yield 5%.