Trump wants to “talk about Greenland” at Davos - the same way some influencers “talk about decentralization” before announcing another VC coin with a 12‑month vesting schedule.
The man’s empire runs on attention liquidity.
Greenland isn’t land; it’s a metaphorical NFT - frozen, unclaimed alpha waiting to be flipped by geopolitics.
The Arctic is the next metaverse: cold, empty, but somehow trending.
Meanwhile, crypto Twitter would tokenize the iceberg itself if it came with yield.
“Stake your ice to earn melt rewards.”
Same energy, different glacier.
The spectacle rolls on - whether it’s Trump selling real estate to climate collapse or traders selling hope with chain logos.
Everyone wants to own a piece of what’s melting.